Is your lounge languishing? Your sofa or settee swamped? Your couch cluttered with cushions, pillows and other accessories that enhance your enjoyment of being on it?
We feel you.
And though they may offer you a certain level of comfort and support whilst napping, your current cushions are a product of a world built on Newtonian Physics and are as deterministic as such when it comes to taking up space on your sofa. Millions of people worldwide are ailed with this dilemma.
And so, being the humanitarians that we are, our think tank went into overdrive deploying all of our marketing talent and even consulted AI. The result – simple, and elegant – as a Grand Unified Theory should be.
Enter – The Anti-Pillow ™!!
– a revolutionary leap forwards in cutting edge post-quantum pillow technology that defies the laws of physics – and logic let’s face it – and has been described as more twisted than a Möbius strip on a roller coaster.
Incorporating our state of the art patent pending “dis-entanglement technology”, stitched together with twine made from String Theory and using (ethically sourced) material that was cut from the very Fabric of Space-Time itself.
And here’s how it works.
- you get yourself an Anti-Pillow ™
- put it on your couch
- step back and take a deep breath and
- OBSERVE. Look closely and think about it.
YOUR COUCH NOW HAS MORE SPACE ON IT !!
Clearly. .. .It’s plain to see.
Resolving the evolutionary paradox
Though there are no records we believe the idea was originally conceived by Schrodinger’s cat during long, exhaustive hours spent waiting inside a box. Fast forward to modern times, the “thought experiment” became manifest via a glitch in the causation matrix. Yes – Schrodinger’s Cat was black.
The Anti-Pillow first appeared on the desk of the CEO of our Nano-Anti-Hyper-Particle-Space Research Division and could therefore be seen as a product of small business – extremely small business. It was never actually seen again and is thought to have returned to the void but the idea remained and evolved iteratively over many generations through finite optimisation into the production facility that exists today – a Giant Machine with a Big Red Button that goes Bing!! – every time you add one to your cart.
• 100% pre-shrunk polyester case
• Fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²)
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from China
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Poland
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