Cave Girl Leggings

for the Sophisticated Primate

 

Cave Girl Leggings

A party essential for every cool chick
is a sweet pair of leggings that come down real quick.
From hoodies to T-shirts to singlets they match,
They’re chic and unique and wont crawl up your snatch.

You can channel the goddess break free from your norm,
these sexy hoohaa’s will highlight your form
coz when they’re on your legs – You Are The Art
and you can let loose because they muffle farts.

Its a dancefloor bonanza so silky and smooth
with your butt in these Bad Boys you’ll be Bustin’ Moves
So step out in style and with confident grace,
knowing you’ll still look good even fucked off your face.

So get yourself two pairs and one for your friend
or the action you’ll get will drive her round the bend
But wear them together and you’ll carve up the floor
your only regret will be not buying more.

Coz the comfort and elegant style you’ll exude
you’ll definitely land the most handsomest dude
And when you’re shagging you’ll have me to thank
coz the girls with no leggings all gone home to wank.

Super soft, stretchy, and comfortable yoga leggings. Order these to make sure your next yoga session is the best one ever!

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains.
• Made with a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn
• Raised waistband
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing

Each product you find here is crafted especially for you, right after you place your order. This personalized approach may result in a slightly longer delivery time just a heads up. Its really the only way we can do this at the moment and there are numerous benefits like avoiding over production and warehousing stock. As things develop will look at ways to get around this so we can bring our products to faster. Thank you for your understanding in the meantime.